I don't agree. It really just seemed like an excuse to have a bunch of (former) porn stars attempt to act but still be topless in every other scene. If the movie was attempting to be funny it wasn't setting the humour bar particularly high.
shareDespite what The Asylum wants you to think, stooping low and making dumb faces (and oh god, there were many) does not make a movie funny.
The only times I laughed were when I was embarrassed at the stupidity of the actors. Get Sasha Gray in here, she'd be better cast. Or was she the one who awkwardly shouted "SNOOKEE!!!!??"
Thanks I'm glad you like Alpha House! It was a so much fun and most of the cast's first time starring in a feature film! Asylum may make "B" movies, but the company gives opportunities to new actors and crew. So to anyone who didn't like it, just stay tuned for more as we grow and only get better!
share"Analyze *beep*
ohhh also lol
*beep* you gay"
lmao dammit they beeped it :( boondocks for the win :(
also keep moving forward to the stars and don't look back only look back from your rear-view mirror while you pass the haters
If you use the same writers then you won't "grow and only get better" and I assume you can't afford better writers. You will get my attention if you can get writers that can write comedy in which the men and women laugh with each other instead of at each other and that respect each other. Writers that can do that are worth paying for.
The scene where a woman is totally naked in her room with the door open then treating the guy as a jerk for looking is not funny and is sure not creative. It is just an excuse for showing a woman naked. Any idiot could write something like that.
This movie is such a waste of beautiful women that have very much potential.
Wow, pretty nice that you commented on this movie which you were featured in......I honestly thought you did very well in your role, not just as tantalizing eye candy, but as the legitimately b!tchy & over-compulsive sorority house prez opposite the guys. Will definitely be looking forward to seeing you take on some more lead roles in the future (perhaps in the Ghostbusters remake?? LOL, well maybe the Asylum version of it, haha....😄). Also agree with what you mentioned earlier, that yes, Asylum does make plenty of B movies & mock-busters, but they are certainly all in good fun for the casual movie watcher. If you do actually enjoy their feature presentations that is.
shareALL the movies in this genre are pretty stupid. At least this movie delivered more on what it promised. And give it some credit for actually having a semi-coherent plot (girls trying to get rid of the guys.) What the heck was Van Wilder about exactly?
shareIt was a pretty good comedy. DC Douglas AKA Wesker from RE5 and Legion from the Mass Effect Games played the Dean in this movie.
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I really liked this film. For a straight to video indy flick i thought it was really well done if you take it for whats it's worth. a fun raunchy college humour comedy. I watched it on netflix last night and laughed my ass off. Now my netflix thinks i want to watch american pie one and two which i have seen to death so i will watch the third suggestion which is another straight to video indy film called premature. I'm half an hour in and so far it is pretty awesome. I like how movies like these focus more on straight comedy and less star power or trying to be more clever like all the big hollywood productions that are coming out these days. What they need to do is make a tv show like this.
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What is funnier is that this was filmed at my community college. Citrus College in Glendora, CA is known for being conservative and populated by @holes; both who administer this crappy school and those who attend.
I couldn't believe how those b*aches who run that school allowed this to be filmed. It was obviously filmed on a Sunday when there are no classes taking place.
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