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This movie, though entertaining in that it's funny, was so awful in every way. I'm sorry, but none of what happened in that prison other than fighting and lesbian inmate sex would ever go down.

Drugs.
Male guards seeing naked inmates.
The whole warden thing, him ever getting away with it.
Being allowed to go in and out of other people's cells.
Having a room full of gadgets by doing "favors"
Having to be butt baked in solitary confinement.

I'm sorry but did the director and writer of this movie think we are retarded????? I don't know a whole hell of a lot about prison, but I do know, none of that goes down. Just doesn't..

And guards, though tough, don't treat you quite like that. And if any shady *beep* is happening, they'd be the first to know, and wouldn't justthe let it hhappen.

I hate our justice system and government but even the most violent of prisons just don't happen that way. They don't.

So stupid.

And she didn't even try make playing the cello believable. The director of this film deserves absolute no more work in this industry. This was obviously some sick, twisted sadistic fantasy he wanted to put into a "movie" no dignity in real film making.

If it's not sci-fi or fantasy, or psychological thriller what have you, ya gotta make at least most of it somewhat believable dude!!!

I'm an actress, and I like dark films, but I wouldn't accept a role in this film or a film like this in a million years. I'd be throwing away any dignity I had about myself, my craft and my body. Oh and my taste in material.

Blahhh! Epic fail.

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I saw this as an "homage" (and I use that term loosely) to the old women-in-prison exploitation films of the 70s. That said, you're right, this film was laughably bad, I loved how the cello made music even though her hands did nothing. It was a train wreck, so bad you can't look away. It was based on a comic book, and I sincerely hope the comic did a better job than the movie did.

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Work in a prison. Not even close to realistic.

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Have you never seen the old Women In Prison (exploitation) flicks from the 70's? From what I understand it's made to be like that and not to be a realistic prison drama.

Did you ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really un-evolved? - Bill Hicks

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It's based on the comic.. it says so on the movie poster.

So did you watch Spiderman the movie and say hey web slingin' ain't realistic ?

Lemme guess your a women right ?
Get your man to explain it to you ok sweetheart ;)

and don't forget to make him a nice big sandwich as thank you too !

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