30 minutes in and too painful to watch any more

Sean Bean is horribly miscast in this. His scenes with Eva Longoria are super creepy as he keeps demanding her number and lying to her on their date. I get the feeling he did this as a favor to someone. Bean's scenes with Tom Arnold epitomize "chewing the scenery". Somehow I can't blame him or anyone in the cast (with the exception of the kid playing Bean's nephew-he's pretty bad). The writing is horrible. Don't let the cast suck you into watching this.