Horses


I find it ridiculous that they leave horses outside buildings while the dinosaurs are trying to get inside to munch the town residents. When they come out the horses are unmolested by the dinosaurs. Horse is delicious. Tastier than beef.

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But horse meat is nowhere near as tasty as human meat.

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Maybe they're gay dinosaurs and want human penis, which is far tastier than horse penis, or so I'm told.


Like Matrix, I fight for love.

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And everyone knows that horses are conditioned not to react to a dinosaur coming at them.

I'm reminded of Rasputin's words when he said "Wow those pastries gave me indigestion!"

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I believe it's the same science that tells us that elephants are afraid of mice.
Dinosaurs are afraid of horses.

The More You Know!

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Actually, the horses were around behind the building smoking pot. Just like my horses do on the back 40, horsing around. They returned to the front of the building like nothing happened, didn't you notice ?

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