Stanley read a thread on the imdb forums
about The Stanley Parable and decided to make a reply about how much he appreciated the instructions of the narrator
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I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me...
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Stanley took nearly ten months to actually reply to the narrator. But now that he finally decided to be active in replying to this thread, he replied once again, but in less than half a month.
You, you got what I need. But you say he's just a friend. But you say he's just a friendOHBABY!
But Stanley failed yet again to follow his own plans. For a brief moment he wondered why he keeps setting unrealistic expectations for himself. Is he self-sabotaging? Is he subconsciously afraid of success? Stanley decided to prove otherwise, and he replied once again, this time certainly in less than half a month.
Language! The thing that means stuff.
Unfortunately, Stanley had once again underestimated the endless possibilities his brain was able to formulate for that problem, wich seriously delayed his answer. Furthermore, Stanley began to reflect on his own apathety, and this overcomplicated mind of his, wich might be the cause of his unability to take action.
Stanley decided to simplify his thought process, and to become a man of action. He thus started fighting an old fight of his, this time with impeccable consistency, as he had not sustained the first time he fought it: answering the thread he read now years ago, in less than half a month.