Ranking the parents from worst to least bad
1. Golf Dad. This dude needs his kids taken away asap. If he calls his 9 year old daughter a b!tch and a motherf$##r in public while knowingly being filmed, I cant even imagine how bad he is behind closed doors. I wanted to see his fat a$$ die of a heat stroke.
2. Loser Basketball Dad. Even though he doesn't verbally berate his son like the other dads in the movies, his actions are every bit as deplorable. From lying to get the coach fired to hoping the kid on the opposing team broke his shoulder, he constantly takes out his inadequacy issues on other people.
3. Football Dad. As crazy abusive and controlling as he is, it's obvious he's doing what he thinks is best for his son and not living out his own dream. He's really no different than an average parent you'd see on a high school football team. Stupid, misogynistic and has a rigid views of manhood.
4. Loud-mouthed Basketball Dad. Only ranks this high by default. He's loud, obnoxious and even smells like sh!t through the TV screen.
5. Tennis Mom. As an Atheist, my biggest criticism of her was that she's kind of a religious nut. She's the only parent that wants her kids to live a balanced life (they even sleep over at their friends house and are shown eating fast food). She tells her kids that rankings aren't as important as being the best person you can, complements them for being soft and even-keeled, and gave them constructive comments when they lost. In contrast, the other parents even lost their sh!t when their kids won. And as someone into older women, I found her to be somewhat attractive.