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they even screwed the nude scenes up!


This movie is a pile of crap. Caught it on Showtime the other night. The one thing it had going for it was the nudity, but even that they managed to screwed up. Two of the best scenes in the movie (the girl putting lotion on and the chicks skinny dipping) both had to annoyingly switch to shots of guy(s) spying on them. The scenes were also cut WAY too short. We think we are gonna see some girl-on-girl action with the skinny dipping scene and then boom, it's over. Lotion girl, though we would see her pleasure herself, nope, it's over.

This movie is just a big tease. They should have just made it a softcore Showtime porno because the comedy/horror elements were absolute trash. Can't believe Michael Madsen agreed to do this sack of ****.

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girl was fat eww

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Dude. Go watch some porn.

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Have you seen many slasher type movies recently? I'm pleasantly surprised when they even have female nudity because they're typically either watered-down PG-13 crap for millenial teens whose helicopter parents won't let them watch an R-rated movie, or they choose to cast a lot of unnecessarily "hot" actresses with "no-nudity clauses" who will take a lot of non-nude showers and have sex with all their underwear on because they are just "too talented" to do am actual nude scene in a lowly horror film.

Horror films are not supposed to be softcore porn, but I'm happy when they have the level of pleasantly distracting nudity they had in the 80's.

Also, girls with big NATURAL boobs tend to look "fat" compared to the teen model types in most movies today. So pick a fetish--big boobs or post-adolescent bodies because nature doesn't really produce them together. I personally enjoy BOTH, but I can't stand mutant-looking combination of post-adolescent female bodies with ridiculously FAKE boobs.

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what do you mean by post adolescent bodies? what does that mean?

sedativchunk doesn't know what they are talking about. the nudity in this film is the best nudity that i have seen in a horror film or any film besides friday the 13th(2010)since the '80s!!! i can't believe i'm saying that because i can't believe a new horror film or film of any kind could do this to me and inspire me as much as this film does in the nudity department. but you know what an underground indie film is almost needed to produce a movie with nudity as great as this film. Hollywood movies very, very rarely ever satisfies in the nudity department because like you said(maybe you know about the mr. skin website)Hollywood actresses are so entitled, narcissistic, privileged, egotistical, and big headed to ever "lower themselves" to show nudity in a horror movie.

you can say a lot about Hollywood star actresses not showing nudity in any kind of movie but when it comes to horror movies they REALLY refuse to show nudity. i mean i can't think of ANY Hollywood star actress who has ever shown nudity in a horror movie since the '90s. they think they are too good to show nudity in a horror movie which is so stupid and wrong. horror movies are not inherently bad. they especially think this about slasher movies which they won't even be in. the only time a Hollywood star actress will ever be in a slasher movie is when they are doing a tribute, reminiscing, star role cameo, ala Janet Leigh in Halloween H20.

the biggest problem slasher movies nowadays is that they most of the time are rating PG13 and are watered down slasher movies with "big name" tv show actresses who are just getting started in acting in movies. they don't have nudity or nude sex or sex at all. they don't have great, explicit violence, so no great kill scenes or kills, and they aren't i don't know dirty.
slasher movies have to be dirty and kind of forbidden to be good. it's in it's nature. this film is dirty and cruel to the characte

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rs who get killed and it's forbidden in the ways of the violence and nudity and sex. this film succeeds hugely, because it goes all out in the nudity, violence, kills, kill scenes, swear words, and all around sinful, and dirtiness department. i haven't been as satisfied with a slasher movie since Jason X in 2002. this film is hilarious, fast paced, it has the most kills that any movie has had in it since i think the '80s?, and it has so many boobs from so many different women that it's amazing. my gosh, i've never been so surprised by a slasher movie in terms of delivering nudity. it also broke ground, they broke a few slasher film rules. 1. when the 2 girls were "skinny dipping" and the guy gets killed, one of the girls says, "hey what was that." then the other girl says, "it was nothing you worry too much," then the other girls says, " oh ok," and she doesn't worry anymore about it. that was a break in slasher film convention right there. i can' t think of any other slasher film that has this in it. that is truly remarkable. . 2. by having the heroine get hurt seriously or permanently. she gets two of her fingers cut off. so they did hurt in both serious and permanent ways to the heroine. 3. they didn't have the surprise ending, fake death of the villain in the end. 4. they killed the close friend guy character to the heroine. 5. they killed one of the most innocent characters in this film, the hispanic, dark brown haired girl who prayed in the cafeteria near the end of the film. 6. they had the older, mid 30s Christian church teacher girl show her boobs. i've barely ever seen a mid 30s girl show her boobs in a slasher film. this for some reason is a rule. they always want it to be a young teenage or 20s age at the oldest girl showing her boobs.
the nasty and full on, not holding anything back kills and the dirty, grimy, and sleazy nudity scenes are so dirty and sinful and voyeuristic feeling that they bring you back in the most natural, intuitive, astute

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precise, and authentic way to an '80s slasher film, in the two most important elements in those films.

a thing which is essential when it comes to making this the best slasher film since the '80s is the balls to the wall, they are going to do whatever they want and they are not holding back at all way they made the nudity scenes and the kill scenes. there is a perfectly executed way they made the nudity scenes which reminded me in the best way i've ever experienced '80s slasher movies. they gave me the same feeling i got when watching a naughty, voyeuristic, forbidden, sinful nudity scene in an '80s slasher film.

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What did you reasonably expect??? You guys are the idiots expecting the next big thing when it's just this thing called entertainment!

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Honestly watching porn would be a more satisfying alternative in this case considering most of the female cast are porn stars to begin with.

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