Lance Henriksen AND Eric Roberts???? All it needs now...

...is Malcolm McDowell, and you have a film which doesn't even need to be seen in order to give you projectile/explosive diarrhea. It would be an unholy suckfest trifecta.

A poster showing those three (extreme red-flag) names is enough to know that you should really consider putting on a fresh pair of adult incontinence undergarments (extra-absorption) straightaway.

Yet, as huge a warning as it is seeing any one of those names on a film you're considering, each one of them was once brilliant. Or at least, borderline brilliant.

But now, they seem to take anything they are offered, as an orphan child might, in England, a century ago, in the snow. The gruel they've been served lately would make their former selves wince. Cruel cruel fate.