Did I miss anything?

It must suck to be you, having such a delicate constitution and all. After you turned it off, one of the other girls said "He's speaking English, you bimbo!", and a catfight broke out between the two girls. About the time that the bikini tops flew out of the fracas, the third girl tried to break it up, and the weirdo with the hook showed up and gaffed the two cheesy eurodudes who were sitting there, defenseless and salivating. As the weirdo hooker dragged them off, the third girl got pulled into the fray, which escalated into a full on nude battle royale, until two police women showed up clad in leather catsuit riot gear. Discipline was administered, repeatedly. Then a boat going down the coast chopped up the mermaid, and the five satiated females had ice cream.

I'll bet you wish you had the sack to take some Pepto-Bismol, man up, and keep watching. Too bad.


"In a time of universal deceit,
telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
George Orwell

hilarious!

you made the right call.

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