Uh-oh! I can't hold back!!!!
Dear DinglePerry aka little naughty insolent piggy Bush in a Blanket,
That wasn't a very good bite you took at me.... Non original, WAY too short, horrible script, poor delivery, acting worse than the Olsen twins, and spooky avatar (Almost as scary as Donald Trump with that horrid bird nest comb-over). It wasn't even funny in the slightest... well, perhaps the wanker part. So, I will give you 6 stars for good form and taste for not making me "go there" and having my friends Secresha or Crustasha "hold my weave".
I bet you smiled at my prior post (as you should have). It was pretty funny. NOW FOR THE SECOND TAUNTING YOU ASKED FOR!!!!! .... maybe.
I've been noticing the same type of reviewers on here. They tend to like really really bad (sh*tty) movies! They must be working for the production company. Dirty sons of b*tches... oh, wait.
HEY, no taunting that very sweet, kind, adorable typing, soft and smooth (even the armpits), non curry liking, free-spirated hippy girl on here that wants kindness, respect, teddybear poop stuff and also wants to marry me and, *beep* Heck, I'd marry me as well if I wasn't related and well connected. I don't believe neither one of us realized it was a "WANKERATER"!!! Ooooh, that has a ring to it. Meaning: a rating by a bloody no good cow wanker.
****hope I'm not overstepping like a horse in sparkley high-heels at a square-dance, speaking for you hun (not you perrywinkle) unless you like me calling you that. I have no issue addressing people out of kindness and respect.***
But if you do find any more of those fool "wankeraters" giving high scores to sh*t movies let me know! I shall give them and their BS film a terrible monstrous tongue lashing like Oprah in a doughnut shop, they will never forget! Such a HORRIBLE taunting they will change their rating of the movie they produced etc. to a 3 star rating and disassociate from it knowing it stinks worse than a construction workers crack on a sweltering sticky August summer day in Italy. SOOOO frightful my taunting will be that they discontinue the movie entirely and remove it from this site and from existence!!!
It is our duty to warn the public that these "movies" are worse and more painful than a watching a Kentucky Republican eating corn on the cob then sucking on a BULLS TETE and waiting for the yummy milk. It's most likely the only way the guy gets any vitamin D and protein in his body.
USELESS FACT: Bulls have a ton of protein in their semen. Who knew? I was a little surprised. Some guy on here (won't name any names perry*Cough) recently told me about this how he came to this conclusion. Out of purest of innocence and morbid curiosity I asked, "How do you know this?" Perr... (clearing throat) er this person replied, "You have to chew before you swallow."
Oh those poor people in Kentucky or just the "south" in general. Ya know they have those "summer" teeth?
Summer here, Summer there.
May someone other than their mamma-cousin bless their sweet, adorable, Dixie flag waiving, chew-spittin', spoon smackin', beer drinking, whisky loving', overall wearing, Fux "news" watchin, KKK platinum membership holding, banjo playing, meth token', cigarette smoking, incestual breading, (Take a breath)... mamma-cuz bless their ignorant backwards, bed wetting, race car watching, underwear tire track stained little green happy spleens. They seem to lack a heart or healthy liver, all that bull milk or moonshine might have a thing to do with that. I don't know.
The last time I was down in the south with Hannibal Lector he invited me to a hearty gluten free meal. Lorena Bobbit attended as well and we had such a lovely time chatting and drinking our delicious tea.
Elegant wine, gold silverware, fine china from China, delicious flava beans, outstanding finger food, Chianti flowing like a dog after eating chocolate, and a main coarse to die for. Just like a Playgirl/boy centerfold... what a spread. Dessert: Spotted dick. We were totally stuffed. Lorena dropped her purse off the back of her chair and items went all over the floor in every direction. She was trying to scoop up everything in a frantic way. Hannibal calmly observed Lorena bent over on the floor near, his mouth watering like Cujo as he stared at the last object she grabbed. He calmly asked in his Hannibal voice, "Are you going to eat that?"
****If you're not familiar with Lorena Bobbit, she cut off her husbands pecker and tossed it like a limp 7 day old tampon out her car window onto the road ****
Sorry, a little off topic sort of.
As I mentioned before in my last taunting "They are going to hell" and those horrible christian TV preacher holy rollers can drive the bus following Pat Robinson of the 700 Club. They will have to pick up those "faith-healers" on the way. I always wondered since god is healing through them, why aren't they helping the sick and dying children at hospitals? Hmmmmmmm Either god is an boogie gobbling assmunch who doesn't give a rats infested arse OR these guys are complete frauds possessed by? Who could it beeeeeee? Maybe...SATAN!?!?!?!?
So, yes feel free to shoot me a list and I will give them a taunting from the depths of my evil, stinking, dead and scary grandmothers grave... she channels through me along with Elvis and Michael Jackson (have such a potty-mouth)
And I'm off like a used condom in a central Kansas City bath house.
Sincerely and kind fluffy warm hopes of future std's, crabs and terminal flatulence,
Derrick O'Daniel
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lancer165
8 years ago
You do realise that when you goon a rant that everything needs to be oh so perfect otherwise some of the audience will notice your own shortcomings.
I allow citizens from the USA the spelling changes they have made to make education somewhat easier and who knows all those [to us misspelled] words may well become staple OXFORD English Dictionary entries if already not in use.
The use of a spellchecker is sometimes showing a bit of good [breeding] [note no a in the word, and good manners. Many words have little differences that can change the readers immediate grasp of a sentence.
I often see LED for LEAD which can be a heavy metal or even something that is used to take a dog for a walk and pronounced differently. You can also LEAD someone to somewhere. You will be lead[ing] them and they will have been LED wherever you have taken them. Spell check is of little help here. Red and read a past tense read. Another odd word.
Now lets get down to this INCESTUOUS BREAD[ing] You mentioned. As well as :-
[free-spirated ]---------------------Spirited
horse in sparkley high-heel----------Sparkly
BULLS TETE---------------------------Teet [unless a bulls cock is a Tete which could of course be the right word if it is the head of the cock and giving head to a bull is also written as the tete a tete being a sort of activity and predilection of those southern born, in your opinion an almost reject able near human race.
Odd that my observation of that demographic is that they were cleverer than the democratic north in the civil war but did not have the funds or population to settle that terrible and unnecessary war. Seems to me it was a requirement so that expansion could happen. And of course did. I also agree that things like the KKK will always happen despite the best intention but are the slaves free even today in the great north. Do remember that the founding fathers [slave owners and rapists] said in the constitution ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL [except the black and the list goes on] Bit of licence taken for that. It also seems that the southern states still produce most valuable people who occupy the highest positions in the nation. Even Black people now are achieving those higher levels and if TV is anything to gauge things by they are for the most part the senior Judges, Police chiefs proportionality way above the whitey entitled members of a great nation. The southerners are shown as the gun toting war mongering generals and military leaders in practically all TV shows and movies. Mind you I think that the Southern States having the power to execute is correct but why are so many mistakes made. I also do not really think that diminished responsibility is a get out of being executed card. What use would that individual be if released and has so sense of right and wrong.
Mrs Bobbit should have eaten and a swallowed the whole thing. Wonder what sort of court case would have been required to get the thing back? What silly extra consitutional ruling would apply. How would it [the penis]have enjoyed the gastric juices and travelling the whole way to the outside world? Having no doubt been frequently been at the exit area would it have had a sort of DEJA VU? Imagine she would have been the first person to knowingly have an unaccompanied cock come OUT of her arse end. She could have said 'that makes a bloody change boyo'.
Dixie flag waiving [it should waving] waiving the right to wave the Dixie rebellious flag is not going to happen any time soon [methinks] and as long as they can collect assault rifles to turn what they hunt into meat loaf at the kill sight they are happy. Does this not apply also to the mid west and the states approaching the Pacific Ocean
I was down in the south with Hannibal Lector [not THE Hannibal Lecter then!]
Mind you I do tend to think along some of the lines you have mentioned so 'eloquently'.
When you try to educate those who are lesser than yourself you must get it correct.
Have just seen this title on my local TESCO [A European British conceived supermarket and smaller store franchise] DVD shelves. I usually then look up the IMDB to see how it fares. The rating at 4 is low and does suggest poor. I wonder why so many actually unworthy movies are made and can only assume this is for tax dodging purposes. Also why do these piss poor shows also get made into the BLU RAY version. Admittedly we have cheap stores selling some fairly recent BLURAY for an English pound. I get them as there is so much more on those discs. Having seen movies mainly through my lap top this experience so much more. Mind you a bad movie in HD is not going to improve.
This is one of those I will not purchase but might sneak a look for free.
Some good work. Must try harder.
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