@birdsofprey93.
You gave The Purge: Anarchy a 10, Citizen Koch a 10 and The Hunger Games: Catching Fire a 10 ha ha ha ha. I could go on.
So no doubt you are going to give this crap a 10 too lol.
Hang on you're telling us that someone actually "wrote" this. I thought they just vomited on the keyboard and pressed print.
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Scientologists love Narnia, there's plenty of closet space.
I don't know how you got the idea that the writer of Sharknado wrote Embrace of the Vampire, but he did not. I am the writer of Sharknado and I did not have anything to do with Embrace of the Vampire.
Glad I could clear up this burning issue! ;-)