Canadians Shouldn't Be Trusted With $3 & A Deer Costume! This Is What...

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I can't decide what was the worst element; the biped deer that claims he's the creator, the poor-man's "The Thing" script, the poor-man's "The Thing" filming locations/sets, the low budget acting, the deer costume, the quasi "cookie monster" deer voice or the lack of anything entertaining.

They couldn't even pull off the illusion of it being extraordinarily cold. They kept talking about it, but didn't deliver a feeling of isolation and at least 3 times, they'd enter a cabin and not even close the door behind them. It was all bad.

To prevent this type of atrocity, we the viewer, should be able bring a class action lawsuit against irresponsible film production. That might make the ones with no quality standards think twice before assaulting us in the future, because I'm tired of it.


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