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ROFL sex surrogates

posted 8 years ago by The_Mob_Has_Spoken
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So why would anybody basically pay way more for sex with an obnoxious woman who isn't even all that cute instead of a call girl who is gorgeous and honest about being a ho and way more affordable?

"I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth." - Floyd Gondolli

[–] mariotomchev 8 years ago

because of deep inner issues? sex surrogates are psychologists above all.

[–] yojimboy 8 years ago

1) Wanting mental help with lifelong intimacy issues.
2) Not wanting to break the law.
3) Go eat your own butt crack for your comments about this actress's appearance.

[–] The_Mob_Has_Spoken 8 years ago

3) Go eat your own butt crack for your comments about this actress's appearance.

A bit of an overreaction over "not all that cute," no?

"I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth." - Floyd Gondolli

[–] TaxPayer99 7 years ago

The Homer Simpson avatar suits you, bud.

[–] The_Mob_Has_Spoken 7 years ago

Wrong. My avatar is obviously Ned Flanders.

"I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth." - Floyd Gondolli