Call your mother! (Spoilers)

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You know,, since Mary now has a husband,, a kid,,
and apparently got her tap shoes mended,,
you think she still makes phone calls to her momma?

Of course she does,, 'COZ SHE'S FRICKIN' NUTZ!
She's fruit loops whacko!

She's probably still having regular conversations with the blue birds!
"Hi blue bird,, how is your day today?"

That's what every guy wants,, a woman with a pretend mother.

"Sheriff dear,, mother wants to have a word with you"
"Oh, stop it! Yes you're here and you're gonna talk to her!!"
"BE NICE!"


I wanna see the conversation between the sheriff's ma and Miss Meadows

Imagine what they're gonna name that kid,, Turi,, Luri,, Kuri,, I dunno,, but you just know that kid is gonna be messed up when it finally grows up. Don't ya?

That's not a well woman,,, NO!
No she's not!