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Briana's family is trying to sell 'Team DeJesus' merchandise


It's almost the holidays, so be sure to buy your loved ones these beautiful products. Because nothing says "I love you" more than giving your friends and family a calendar of Roxanne, looking like Bette Davis in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?", to hang on their kitchen wall.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/teamdejesus

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I am speechless...REALLY??

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I'm speechless, too. I mean, if you are going to be THAT tacky, at LEAST make the photo one taken professionally, and not a "selfie" done from a laptop or phone!

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I was hoping this was a joke by the OP. WOW..how can Brianna stand any chance of becoming a responsible adult and mother when that awful, trashy mess is her mother?? Roxanne is a disgrace.

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Haha. I wish I was joking because I think it's a pretty grab at being an attention whore. I read about it on the Television without Pity forums and also hoped that the OP had been joking. Unfortunately, the link I provided is all too teal.

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And of course the sister has to be right in the middle of the shirt! UGGH always the center of attention. I'm sure the sister wishes it was her instead of Brianna.

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I wonder if Roxanne will mark her calendar with the dates she will allow Devoin into her house to visit his daughter?

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It's incredibly sad that rather then let her daughters learn from her experiences, Roxanne chooses to raise her own girls to hate men. It seems to me as soon as Nova was born, Roxanne was just waiting to take that baby and make her part of whatever weird man-hating coven she's created at her house.

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I'm laughing so hard. I can't.

I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves.

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HA! That's downright pathetic and ghetto! Too funny. Wonder what actual idiots spend money on their "merchandise".

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I think Kail did something similar when she was pregnant with her second child. She basically went online and told her "fans" what she needed/wanted, sort of like a virtual baby shower. It's only slightly less pathetic than what Farrah is trying to pull off, though (or maybe even more so, since you'd think Kail and her husband would be able to provide for their own kid). But plastering crappy photos your and your crazy family's faces all over stupid stuff and trying to sell it is pretty low.

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Farrah also had a shopping list for Christmas on Amazon.com too


You mean like a wish list?

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You mean like a wish list?
Yep!

http://www.realitytea.com/2013/08/21/farrah-abraham-tweets-amazon-wish -list-asks-fans-to-buy-her-gifts/#/slide/1

http://jezebel.com/farrah-abrahams-fans-are-furnishing-her-home-throug h-a-1216791435

http://www.mommyish.com/2013/09/01/farrah-abraham-amazon-wish-list-sel ls-out/



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I don't understand what daily life quote means. I know what it is, but how would someone get a daily quote from purchasing a t-shirt? Confused.

I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves.

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I'm guessing they stick a quote on paper into the package you receive when you buy the shirt. Kind of like a fortune cookie... not sure.

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Tracey, the scary thing is that her wish list completely sold out. Hot dog, I gotta make my wish list public!

I gotta say, I think she looks great in the third link you posted. That's a very sexy bikini. Love the bottoms with the tongue!

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The t-shirt comes with a daily life quote? Seriously? Like what? "Shoes. Not just for wearing anymore!" "I never threw a shoe I didn't like." "Roxanne..and you thought it was just a drinking game." "Birff control makes us giggle." Wow.

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The t-shirt comes with a daily life quote?
I completely missed that. I see it now that I clicked on the t-shirt.
Like what? "Shoes. Not just for wearing anymore!" "I never threw a shoe I didn't like." "Roxanne..and you thought it was just a drinking game." "Birff control makes us giggle."




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"Shoes. Not just for wearing anymore!" "I never threw a shoe I didn't like." "Roxanne..and you thought it was just a drinking game." "Birff control makes us giggle."


Or, maybe ....

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You're not joking! I thought maybe you were lol. Good grief, who would want a calender with pictures of the Dejesus family? or a keychain of some random family on a tv show? lol .. of all the things I have read ...

Well, it states that it "opened November 10th" of this year, it has no reviews, a total of 2 sales, and 30 admirers. (This info can be found on the lower half of the page - left side if you're looking at screen.) The other was a t-shirt with a pic of the Dejesus family. (I guess we know what Grandma Dejesus will be getting for Christmas lol.)

*Special note about the 2 sales: 1 of those sales was a used Nabi, which I think is a tablet or a phone?). But wait!!! It came with a "handmade goodie bag representing #teamdejesus #teampaci." I am sorry to disappoint the board, but that is now sold.



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Damn it! There goes my mother's Christmas gift.

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Damn it! There goes my mother's Christmas gift.


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