....your mom leaves a "to-do" list which includes "Make Bed"
share2. You're worried about having the 'perfect' little family instead of what's best for your kid(s)
3. You'd rather go out and party or hang out with friends instead of staying home and take care of your kid(s)
4. You still live at home with your parents
5. You still depend on your parents financially for all the basics
I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves.
6. Your mom has to drive you to your first day of college.
7. You don't have a driver's license.
8. You throw a hissy fit in the car and startle your child awake when your dad misses the turn to your child's father's rodeo tournament.
9. You place your dance teams performance outfits inside of a black trash bag instead of hanging them up in a closet so they don't get wrinkled (or thrown away).
10. You place your daughter on ever edge and ledge possible while ignoring the fact that she could fall and seriously injure herself.
Love is a losing game. One I wish I never played.
10. You place your daughter on ever edge and ledge possible while ignoring the fact that she could fall and seriously injure herself
Omg i notice that every episode especially with Alex and Katie- i just cringe and wait for the baby to fall each time. as a mum there is no way in hell i would be leaving my child unsupervised on the couch/bed etc.
and my daughter is older than the babies on the show! and i never ever do it, she is constantly supervised, and if she is on the couch, it's only because im on the couch holding her!
you think it's okay to wake up a baby while he's sleeping at 10:00 so you take him to see his dad
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested!
11. You do cartwheels in the middle of the living room when your baby daddy says he's coming over in the middle of the night.
share*11* this SO SO SO very much!! I can't even post anything after it, because nothing can follow that up! I about died when she busted out that dang cartwheel in the middle of the living room (and about took everyone out with her haha). Whew!
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
and would suffice.h
11.
I can co-sign that... it was a bit ridiculous.
You place your infant daughter in a chair while you perform a "dance" routine.
shareIm assuming that was 12^
So.. 13. You're too embarrassed to buy condoms and giggle like a 13 year old girl while doing so.
13. You're too embarrassed to buy condoms and giggle like a 13 year old girl while doing so.That annoyed me to no end.
14. You dont know what semen is.
share15. If you leave a family picture next to an "it's over, goodbye, here's your ring back" note as a ploy to get him to want you back.
share16. You bring your child w you on first dates.
share17. You feed your baby a major amount of chunky plums/prunes in her bottle and then wonder why she has diarrhea so bad you decide to cut her outfit off her. With scissors! With no worries she might hate seeing that on television in a few years......
shareso bad you decide to cut her outfit off her.
Dear Warden. You were right. Salvation lies within.share
18. You dont realize how dangerous it is to have your daughter's carseat face forward at her age and weight.
You've got red on you.