Why wuz there No Karate?


Hay ya!

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They were too full from eating dog meat to participate in such vigorous activity.

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So wrong in many levelz but mostly bec they wud prefer cat meat since tis mo tender

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Eating dumplings is the new karate.

I wonder how many viewers "went for boba" afterwards. Double reaffirmation of identity. Then they ate In 'n' Out double-double the next day to continue the affirmation. We are us! Gonna go listen to Coldplay now.

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Did u just call them dumplingheadz? So racist. Hay ya!

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No, I call them xiao long barbies.

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This movie would have been so much better with Ralph Macchio.

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He not Asian so have 2 be Chuck

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I guess we could change the title to "Crazy Rich Asians and Ralph Macchio". With that title it would be making a lot more money than it is now. Too bad Pat Morita not alive. I would say throw him into the movie too.

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Grate ideaz. Ze title may prove a moufful but it worf it 4 sake of karate.

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There was-in the movie that the cousin was directing.

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But it wuznt cuz Vinny

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do you know riverdance

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I do. My feet is constantly dancin and tappin bec I’m ze lord o ze dance!

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Lol Everybody was kungfu fighting!!!!

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