To all you haters, Monster Trucks will make you orgasm in all the sheer and aggressive goodness of Monster Trucks. Monster Trucks will stop Trump. Go see Monster Trucks in IMAX 3-D. May Creech have mercy on your soul.
You know what would make this lemonade better? Bleach. Excessive amounts of bleach.
I thought Monster Trucks™ was the best movie of the year, possibly the best movie of the past 50 years.
Though, I thought the scene where the monster trucks have an orgy and then hold Tripp down and impregnate him with monster-truck-slime was a bit strange for a kids movie.
At least they left it open to the possibility to a sequel when it's hinted that Tripp actually gives birth to the monster truck baby.
I'm looking forward to where they take this IP.
Japanese audiences will flock to the theaters for the alien tentacle orgy at the end!
shareFor those who might have missed it, there's an after credits scene of Chris Wedge making out with an image of Micheal Bay, whilst Chris moans "Baaaaaayyyy", after a while Chris even starts to masturbate over the image (then continues to make out with the image even after he cums)
I think it might be a subtle message of Chris Wedge wanting to collaborate with Micheal Bay. What better way to do it? I mean, he's made a movie that's similar to Transformers (no way a ripoff. it's clearly a homage), so I'm sure that has grabbed Bays attention. The making out video only serves as a confirmation.
Needless to say, I'm excited for the "Monster Trucks & Transformers cinematic universe."
Though, I thought the scene where the monster trucks have an orgy and then hold Tripp down and impregnate him with monster-truck-slime was a bit strange for a kids movie.
As long as all the baby says is I am Groot, it should be awesome.
shareJimmy Smits plays Basil Oregano. That's Princess Leia's non-biological father!
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm sold. *beep* yeah, MONSTER TRUCKS!
"Death is like Disney Land... It's no fun unless you take somebody with you."
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Monster Trucks moved me even more than the performance of Wilson the Volleyball in "Cast Away."
My people skills are fine. It's my tolerance of morons that needs work.
It is a good film. I liked the soundtrack; I thought about "American Idol", and Phillip Phillips, "Home" was in the closing credits.
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