favourite lines
"honey, i'm in our home."
"you're like van gogh, with his wooden ear."
Cry cry cry cry cry cry cry, i would never stop crying!
share"I'll find the killer who killed you."
share"Oh, you should've warned me about that."
"A man slapping a man..."
"That's a nice penis you've got there. This is a great night!"
"I never drink on the job. I just like to hold my beer. A man should be able to hold his beer."
"Did I blink?"
"Stwike him, Centuwion ... vewy Wuffwy!"
Who is going to pay for this 500 dollar beta machine?! Aaaagggghhhhhh!!!!!!
share"He's right. What am I supposed to do? Slap MYSELF?"
share"Where were you last night?"
"I was at home taking a bath and shaving my pussy."
*lifts up skirt*
"It checks out."