favourite lines


"honey, i'm in our home."

"you're like van gogh, with his wooden ear."

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Cry cry cry cry cry cry cry, i would never stop crying!

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"I'll find the killer who killed you."

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"Oh, you should've warned me about that."

"A man slapping a man..."

"That's a nice penis you've got there. This is a great night!"

"I never drink on the job. I just like to hold my beer. A man should be able to hold his beer."

"Did I blink?"



"Stwike him, Centuwion ... vewy Wuffwy!"

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Who is going to pay for this 500 dollar beta machine?! Aaaagggghhhhhh!!!!!!

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"He's right. What am I supposed to do? Slap MYSELF?"

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"Where were you last night?"

"I was at home taking a bath and shaving my pussy."

*lifts up skirt*

"It checks out."

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