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So how would you take the castle?


It's the latest gimmick they've put on Facebook. Sign up for a paintball game to try to take the castle, or a round to defend the castle from zombies.

But you gotta pay and provide your own equipment. pshhh.

In real life, do you think you could find and take it.

First, suppose it really was doomsday, and Google Maps is down. Can you find it on your own?

Second, you're in a team of 12.

Third, your party is armed as follows:
-Everyone gets two handguns and one long gun.
-If you already own guns, that's all you get, make-and-model wise. So pick whichever of your guns to get copies of as necessary.
-If you don't own guns, your options are:
9mm Glock semi-auto pistols, .357 revolvers, semi-auto Mini-14 rifles, .30-30 lever-action rifles, and pump action 12 ga shotguns (capacity: 6+1).
-One crossbow for the whole team, with 150-lb. draw.
-5 Molotov cocktails aka petrol bombs total.
-Pick-up trucks only. No tanks or other armored vehicles.

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How nice of them to set down rules of conduct when they've set up illegal booby traps. When it's all out warfare, nothing is off limits. Will they sign a liability waiver in case someone "accidentally" shoots one of them?

Nice try Brent, but you're still a family of criminals and con artists. As has been shown previously, the easiest way to take his castle is by foreclosure.

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As has been shown previously, the easiest way to take his castle is by foreclosure.



I'm not sure that would be necessary, though. Maybe just leave a couple of liters of vodka and an ounce of weed near the front gate, wait a few hours for events to naturally proceed, then walk in over the zonked out "defenders."

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Because you would only have to drive to the Pickens County courthouse. It's a shorter drive, and you wouldn't have to risk running into those criminal psychos. And if they refuse to vacate after a judge's order and barricade themselves in, you get the help of Pickens County SWAT team and possibly the SC State Law Enforcement Division. Now that would be TV worth watching!

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I'd make a freaking giant wooden rabbit large enough for me and 5 buddies to get into, then I'd have the other 6 buddies drag it up to the door and then run off... have them bring it in, wait for sleepy time.

Viola, castle taken no problem. Cost. wood, nails, a few hours of time.

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A trebuchet with five gallon buckets of bright orange paint as ammo.

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