Matt's Imaginary Girlfriend
LOL
Am I Supposed To Type Something Witty Here?
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I know right. Lol
shareAgreed, first time she is mentioned.
Nos perituri mortem salutamus nobis semper sit amor.
I'm wondering when he'll come out. He says he has a gf then is on the phone with someone saying he doesn't know if he wants to erase footage or confront it. C'mon Matt. Lol
shareomg my husband and i have said from the start this guy is gay and now it looks like he might be close to coming out!!!! i think he really should, life is too short not to have the kind of love you want AND need
"Oh Penny, it's as if the Cheesecake Factory is run by witches"
Maybe on the reunion, the interviewer will hound him so much about possibly being gay that he cracks and admits it? I hope so - it's so apparent that he's gay. Everyone seems to know it but him.
Go scratch!
Every time he opens his mouth he launches glitter-bombs.
I Feel Right, Brian. I Feel Right.
In the first episode Matt said something like he got sent away by his parents because of "lust" issues when he was younger. Is anyone else out there thinking like me, that the "lust" issues were "homosexual issues" in reality?
shareI SO THOUGHT THAT! Come on, really? What else could it be. Unless they caught him masturbating all the time, that's really the only excuse and he could have been spanking it all the time thinking about guys and been sent away for a bit. He's 100% gay and totally in the closet. Come on "you know the dating rules, no kissing! hugs when appropriate."
'Cause I ride like Kelly Bundy, Yo I keep that *beep* nasty~ (Spank Rock)