The pile on says more about critics than Depp or the film
I saw this yesterday and was shocked at how not-terrible it was. Far from a masterpiece, it was an enjoyable piece of comedic fluff (as it appears was intended). However, its clear that pretentious critics and countless amateurs are having a lot of fun tearing this film up, and mostly Johny Depp for being a complete and utter failure (or something).
That's what this is really about anyways. A Johnny Depp pile on. Apparently that's the thing to do at this moment in time, after having taken great lengths to place him on a pedestal about 10 years ago. Perhaps in a few years we'll be ready to welcome a 'return to form' and start praising the 'legendary' film actor Johnny Depp again, just because we've run through the build-up-tear-down-build-up cycle that gives our otherwise unremarkable lives some pathetic sense of purpose.
Like the film, don't like the film - its beside the point. The level of vitriol and mockery so disproportionate to the alleged 'crime' of making a film you don't like is really only illustrative of the pettiness of these critics. Don't get me wrong - thoughtful negative reviews are always welcome. But the sense of giddiness with which people are just itching to sling more mud at a man - to delight in his apparent 'demise' - it says a lot more about you than him.