"Now I must leave you for there is a chupacabra moon out tonight."
"A cappa chabba moon?"
I love Marquess!
Yung Hee: Without Pigeon here, I won't have to worry about getting molested tonight.
Marquess: Well there's always ME!!!............Oh dear...that was...that was bad. I'm so sorry!!!
Or my isn't name...
I usually find the live bit at the end amusing....
http://i.imgur.com/kAJScrZ.png
....that, and pigeon Norm.
📝http://bit.ly/bloody-hot
"Man, I home-schooled that *beep*
"Giddy up, Carnac McConaghey!"
*Looking at his bathroom scale* "What the f?@k?" *throws scale into neighbor's yard* "You piece of *beep*
Yung: Well I think the most obvious mystery to solve is who is my mother and why did she leave me on Mike Tyson's doorstep when I was a baby?
Pigeon: Probably because she didn't want you. There, mystery solved!
Pigeon: Why are you still here? You got what you wanted. He's no fun, he doesn't party, he doesn't beat up random people. You basically turned him into you, except he's not a closeted homosexual.
Language Barrier
share"Wait a minute, you have two more kids, in adddition to the two.. You're trying to tell me someone *beep* you FOUR times??"
- Pigeon
"What do you even DO by yourself in the house? No, wait... Don't tell me!"
"Masturbate."
"I *LITERALLY* told you NOT to tell me!"
"Excuse me ma'am, but have you seen this piece of *beep*
sharePigeon to Yung Hee " So when you're on your period , Do you still like to get f&&&&&?"
Pigeon to kid who is watching Yung Hee at the gymnastics place " Hey kid , starting to notice girls Huh? Have you started jacking off yet? Well if you have that's wrong and your the only one who does it , Nobody else does Ha Ha"
I laugh so hard at most of Pigeons cracks.