Completely awful...

I'll just start by saying I had literally no expectations for this movie. Here we go:

Danny Trejo, whom I actually enjoy even in his crappiest films, plays some *geriatric* "bad ass". Fine, I'll bite. Within minutes my husband and I starting predicting where this movie was going, even quoting predictable lines before they occurred. It was embarrassing. Overused cliches, "diplomatic immunity", "meat packing plant/drug plant", etc & straight up offensive stereotypes.
Now, I'm not against stereotypes being used or referenced in movies - as long as it's FUNNY. These were not funny, and even if they were to some, maybe the first time - but let's not beat the ever living crap out of how these "old guys" can't understand anything in the way of technology throughout the ENTIRE film.

I can look past the unrealistic fight/action scenes (ice pick through the eye like that would have at least resulted in a
vegetable state), the acting wasn't even awful - the movie was just so damn cliche & predictable.

Don't waste your money. My husband fell asleep, and even he loves to watch campy crap action movies with Steven Seagal or Dolph Lundgren.