1. If your wife goes from having a flat stomach to 9 months pregnant in within a 2 week span, don't be surprised, don't be shocked. This type of thing happens all the time. You should know since you're a doctor.
share2. It's normal for DR's to get containers with test tubes of deadly viruses shipped through UPS/Fed-Ex! No big deal. None. What. So. Ever.
3. It's normal to not be curious about said viruses, who sent them, why? Ice Cream delivery! Just tuck away until a rainy day.
4. Sacrifices of the family pet show you're "down" with the creatures.
5. If you move from city to small town, forget all the people you knew in the city and never call them again, not even when you really need someone out of the town you're in.
6. The monster species that's been surviving on their own for centuries often need a doctor for a birth, or to try to heal sick member of clan/family.
7. Repairing of a vehicle is free of charge, without even saying what the problem was.
8. If the last homeowner was killed by a rabid dog, the first thing you should do when you move in is let your dog run loose. It's not like that other dog caught it off anything.
9. When a doctor is confronted with a woman who's been badly injured, he will watch her in horror but take no action to assist or stop the bleeding.
10. If the locals don't want the new guy to find out what's going on, they should nonchalantly ignore a report of a murder as though it was nothing. He won't find that strange.
11. Under a blacklight, anything that has had blood on it glows in the dark. The blood is inexplicably invisible in normal light however.
12. If you mix enough virulent diseases together, they'll kill everyone in the vicinity in a matter of hours, even if none of them works that way independently. Of course, you're immune if you take a special pill.
Not to mention he didn't even have to sign for those vials.
WTF? Like the CDC just issues Ebola and Bubonic Plague to country doctors upon request.
If he didn't know who sent them his first act should have been to call the CDC as well.
Fedex do ship that stuff along with all types of crazy shiat like human organs for transplant or research.
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13b. These people never heard of Dish or DirecTV which can work in the sticks.
14. Will Smith and Jada Pickette have a missing annoying daughter
15. Never ask your fiancé what her maiden name is, that way you'll be surprised to find out she's half feral caveman by the end of the movie. Also, never visit her inlaws or her hometown or else it'll give away the twist at the end.
share16. If a cop pulls you over while you're escaping monsters, pull over and step out of the car.
17. If monsters are taking apart your car while you're in it, don't try to drive away or run them over, just let them destroy the car.
18. If you're escaping monsters and a cop is parked outside of a bridge (not even blocking it at all), don't drive around his car, just turn around and crash into a log.
19. If you walk into a woman holding a carving tool to a kid's chest, let her carve a symbol in his skin before you intervene (his chest was uninjured in the shot prior).
20. If you have access to deadly viruses and know that any dead animal gets hauled off into the woods to be eaten by monsters, definitely don't kill some goat and inject her with said viruses so as to get rid of the monsters. Instead, use a tiny scalpel as a weapon.
21. If you live in a cult and you want to leave, but the doctor who also wants to leave tells you (on paper) to stay put because he will handle it, try to leave on your own anyway.
22. Make sure to pack up some clothes and picture frames before you escape monsters. Better to die than to leave your stuff behind.
23. Don't try to escape a monster cult as soon as your car is repaired. Instead, pretend nothing is wrong and go on with your life.
24. Don't decide right away to move out of a town that doesn't have cable. You won't miss cable, it's not like it's the first thing you asked about when you moved there.
25. Sacrifice your child's beloved dog instead of any other animal.
26. Tell your child who's been kidnapped/molested by monsters a few times already to "stay right there", alone, while you go investigate screams.
27. Monsters may grow weak over time because of diseases (as it says) and be ridiculously easy to kill, but let them have dominion over an entire village, because... they're gross...
28. Bring your child and husband into mortal danger because your mum says so.
29. Put a bloodied teddy bear that's been dragged around in mud, monsters' feces, saliva, pus, etc. back into your kid's bed. Definitely don't clean the disgusting monster handprints that are all over your house.
This movie is so bad it's offensive.
That a 10 year-old girl with no obvious mental retardation can still be astoundingly, stupidly obtuse and clueless about every single thing going on around her.
That finding out that a town which exists in 21st century America has a permanent 8 o'clock curfew for all residents isn't a reason to immediately pack up and leave because the town is obviously run by insane people.
That being told, mere days after arriving, that in order to stay in the town one must sacrifice a living animal to the supernatural savages living in the woods otherwise they will likely kill and eat your family isn't a reason to immediately pack up and leave because the town is obviously run by insane people.
Peace.
That had not occurred to us, Dude.