Quality of the screenplay and the choice of character names...
A character named "Sergeant Randy" makes unwanted advances on Kristen Stewart's character.
"Sergeant Randy"? Really?
The
Austin Powers films had a character named "Basil Exposition", but they were comedies, and this was a joke shared with the audience, not a joke at the audience's expense.
If this choice of character names is reflective of the general quality of the screenwriting this film is very likely to be a tedious waste of time.