Best qoutes?


First off, i love the movie!


"I think Jake's allergic to fish sticks, it's all i can make but he keeps throwing up"
OUT OF NOWHERE :D

"My god it's like you're playing banjo"




-I saw... Dad. And wammy.

-Oh my god! He was under too long. He's Fkin retarded now!

-Daddy... And Wammy.

-No,no thats full-on retard! But it's okay! I still love you, man. We're gonna get the best retard specialist in the world. We'll probably have to build some ramps or something.





All i can remember right now though.

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"It's like jurassic park the way he walks"

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When Ted was asked why he could just get his house in order and live instead of killing himself he says

"Because that's what us cowards do."

Ha I dunno why but I can't keep it together whenever I hear that.

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I think my favourite was

"That's the saddest sneeze story I've ever heard" very cleverly going from tragic to hilarious in 2 seconds flat

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"I know you're awake Kathleen, and I know you spit in my coffee too"

Good lil indie.


I'm sorry baby, I had to crash that Honda.

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