Captain Dorkmerica


The 100 yr old virigin:

http://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/89838f4e23d3d2ccb7ad7d1ab613a7b1-650-80.jpg


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I didn't quite nail it - Christian Bale

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Are you butt-hurt because Wonder Woman is a rug-muncher and Batman is a pedo? 

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being a virgin vs being a pedophile.... hmmmmm.... I wonder which one is legal and not a case for shame...

You're more advanced than a cockroach, ever tried explaining yourself to one of them?

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Only thing is, the virgin thing is actually true 

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I didn't quite nail it - Christian Bale

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the other thing is, Batman is a pedophile who loves Dick

You're more advanced than a cockroach, ever tried explaining yourself to one of them?

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gotta try harder.

Helps when you've got something that's actually offensive with truth mixed in 

And you're going OT

Perhaps you can create a new thread?

Make up your OWN mind. Don't be a follower.
I didn't quite nail it - Christian Bale

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Would Batman be rightfully accused of abusing teenage boys if he existed in the real world? 

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Again... OT.

Create a new thread. You guys are trying to divert attention from the subject at hand.

Make up your OWN mind. Don't be a follower.
I didn't quite nail it - Christian Bale

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Dude, this isn't OT when it is related to your butt-hurt. 

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No girls have slept with him because he's a goofball 

Make up your OWN mind. Don't be a follower.
I didn't quite nail it - Christian Bale

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Who, Batman?? 

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Nope that wouldn't make sense...

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/object/924/924147/damian-wayne_robin_pictureboxart_160w.jpg

Damien..


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Son_of_Batman_cover.jpg

Make up your OWN mind. Don't be a follower.
I didn't quite nail it - Christian Bale

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Batman bent Talia over beside his fireplace in Wayne Manor.

Make up your OWN mind. Don't be a follower.
I didn't quite nail it - Christian Bale

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He's done that to Robin too. Does that make him a bisexual pedo? 

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Were trying to stay on topic about the CURRENT MCU movies.

Not about a single Batman comic from the 50s.

Make up your OWN mind. Don't be a follower.
I didn't quite nail it - Christian Bale

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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EwpGBZ4pheA/TSiYXM2n0EI/AAAAAAAABUY/RFsmyunmLfc/s1600/batman-robin2.jpg

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CURRENT MCU movies 

Make up your OWN mind. Don't be a follower.
I didn't quite nail it - Christian Bale

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let the truth shine:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/Batbed.png

damn... I wouldn't be using a batman avatar, dude.

You're more advanced than a cockroach, ever tried explaining yourself to one of them?

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The one comic book writer that wrote that must've been a Marvel fan.

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I didn't quite nail it - Christian Bale

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Blasphemy

I immediately associate any crazy ppl as Marvel fans. That goes for writers too.

Make up your OWN mind. Don't be a follower.
I didn't quite nail it - Christian Bale

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pwned dude.

You're more advanced than a cockroach, ever tried explaining yourself to one of them?

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Another supposed DC fan who can't seem to stop talking about Marvel.

What did they say when you posted this in the Cap boards? Where it would be relevant?

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Another supposed DC fan who can't seem to stop talking about Marvel.

What did they say when you posted this in the Cap boards? Where it would be relevant?


You mean where it's a ghosttown?

All the Marvel fans are here.

Make up your OWN mind. Don't be a follower.
I didn't quite nail it - Christian Bale

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And he still managed to look badass in it while kicking ass!

It only hurts if you let it

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managed to look badass in it



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Between him and the unthreatening CGI aliens I was running out of buckets to fill up with vomit

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Well, that's just your opinion. Keep that in mind before you falsely speak the minds of Marvel fans

It only hurts if you let it

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Well, that's just your opinion. Keep that in mind before you falsely speak the minds of Marvel fans


Wanna go?

Make up your OWN mind. Don't be a follower.
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Oops, touched a nerve, did I!?!

It only hurts if you let it

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Okay, whatever

It only hurts if you let it

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Steve has kissed more women than Batman has.

That's for sure.

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Yeah, we've kind of seen MCU Steve Rogers kiss more women than DCEU Batman and Superman combined...

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Indeed

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Remember, if you want to f--k a 94 year old, you can f--k Stan Lee.

Metallica, Iron Maiden and My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fan.

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Isn't this a DC forum?



Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
~Groucho Marx

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