The greatest film of all time


Future generations will look back on this cinematic masterpiece as the greatest movie of all time. It is already revolutionizing film as we know it, the way Griffith's "Birth of a Nation", Lang's "Metropolis", and Welle's "Citizen Kane" were groundbreaking innovative pieces of art that brought movies to the mainstream as the dominant source of art and media, Spielberg's "Jaws" and Lucas's "Star Wars" brought audiences into the spectacle of a blockbuster like never before and defined special effects for future generations, and Coppola's "Godfather" and Scorsese's "Taxi Driver" were memorable for all-time great acting performances, also were timeless classics. So will Savage's "Cool Cat Saves the Kids," a phenomenal work of art by the best director of this generation. David Fincher, Christopher Nolan, Steve McQueen, and Charlie Kauffman are amateurs compared to the masterful writing and directing Savage displays in his film. The amazing cinematography shines above all, every frame fully encapsulates every molecule of Cool Cat's niceness and love for kids and babies. The brilliant dialogue causes Quentin Tarantino himself to wake up every night in a cold sweat, before he breaks into tears knowing he will never be able to top it's genius. He has finally been outdone. The acting by Cool Cat, while absolutely breathtaking, is outshone by Erik Estrada, who will surely take the Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his heartbreaking portrayal of a broken, lonely man, who finds solace in drinking lemonade and socializing with his only friends Vivica and Cool Cat, who take pity on him while he tries to mend his shattered psyche. Cool Cat is my idol, the greatest character ever penned. Derek Savage should be who every aspiring filmmaker looks to, only afterwards they give up and work at McDonalds, because they know that no matter how hard they try, no one can ever surpass the omnipotent Daddy Derek and his eye for directing. And when all has passed away and the earth begins to become absorbed by a supernova sun, when human kind has retreated deep into the chasms of the earth and all that is of the past has long been forgotten, one thing will remain in the minds of all persons, a giant 6 ft tall orange cat, who taught them how to defeat the bullies. As the final two humans alive embrace and await for their fiery dooms, the final words spoken by our species escapes their lips.... "Cool Cat, I love you..."

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These joke comments and reviews of Cool Cat are dumb. They're not funny or entertaining at all, especially after learning how much of a jerk Derek Savage is.

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