100 things I learned from watching Anarchy Parlor

1) Putting your hand between a bullet and your head won't slow the bullet. You'll just wind up with 2 bullet holes.
2) Minutes after getting your clit pierced, it's best not to get into a physical altercation with an Amazon.
3) Tourists go to Lithuania to get butterfly tattoos.
4) When flaying, make sure you use the damn instrument!
5) In order to get the best out of flayed skin, the donor must be alive.
6) Never drink what you haven't poured.
7) Lithuanian strippers wear g-strings, as long as they wear masks.
8) You can touch Lithuanian strippers whilst they give you a lap dance.
9) An octopus' venom will affect your Neuro-muscular system but you can still move your head. And breathe.
10) Brock can't 'ear you.
11) Jesse's had better sex.
12) When being chased through the streets, don't expect old women in windows to save you. Or call the police.
13) When strangling an Amazon, make sure she's actually dead before you ease up.
14) This wasn't the deal.
15) People pee as they're being flayed and while being strangled to death.
16) Apparently, all Lithuanians understand and speak English.
17) When begging for your life, it should be obvious to not say "fck you" over and over again.
18) "What the fck, dude?" *thud*



I'm sure no one will read this, but if you do, I know they're not funny. But this movie had so many wtf moments, I couldn't resist.

Do not taunt happy fun ball.