I've read some reviews and it appears some people have seen it. Where can I see this film?
shareit was available to watch at screamfest but that is over and i believe the film will be released next year internationally, i too really wanna see this film
sharethe film comes out in june and is confirmed by robert lasardo at wondercon
***spoilers*** (I'm sure someone somewhere can't figure out the plot from the lure blurb)
I just watched it and can save you time: Imagine Hostel 1 & 2 all FF crammed into one movie, but with no real plot or rich people paying to kill other people, and change the location to a tattoo parlour so the makers of Hostel don't sue you. Add in a twist where one of the characters (one of the American ones who says F- even other word) made it so the rest of the group gets killed because, reasons. The reasons aren't important, because he gets killed anyway and the heiress from Hostel series turns out to be a bad ass instead of an heiress and becomes the killer's right-hand man instead of a member of the elite hunting club. But she helps the killer develop a better business model where he tattoos people and then lets them pay and leave instead of killing them and getting no money. He (the killer) is so happy about this that he fingerpaints a picture of the bad ass heiress and she puts it on their refrigerator. Now take what we have just imagined, and actually go film it. Don't do any edits or rewriting, just yell 'ACTION!' If anyone doesn't like it, tell them they just don't understand it.
Umm...end spoilers. Or plot summary. You're welcome.
U guys know how to get the deleted and extended scenes for free, I know it's available in iTunes but that's only America
shareI just watched "Anarchy Parlor",&I hope by now that youve finally gotten the chance to see it too,&maybe Enjoyed it as much as I did!!??!Id also read one of the other peoplws who had also replied to your ?,essentially said its like the"Hostel"films-&you can pretty much get the jist that he thought"Anarchy Parlor"sucked.Some ppl,like myself,dont look at films as he seemed to do,&compared to other movies out there already made,yet judge against'em For the fact it having similarities.Whereas I like to look at the fact of overall quality,the acting,etc.,&if it is one that reminds me of other films too,was it done good,or a bad version of the film story line/plot.I do at times look to find Similar movies if theyre ones I liked,&wonder is there anymore?
I also have to say Both,that I disagree,personally I liked this movie(as I mentioned)&I liked Hostel as well!This is a perfect example that Id want when askin"Does anyone know of some Similar movies like this one?",after watching Hostel for hopefully others too reply,&vice versa.There are differences,but also is along the same line for what Id be looking for as I said above.To me theres a difference in how you of coarse ask in comparison to the 1st"?"I wrote above"Does anyone know of some good films like this one?"...
AWESOME! I laughed more than with Wedding Crashers. Couldn't turn it off at 2 am.
"Flaying...is actually an ancient practice used by the Assyrians in Ming Dynast...certain Tribes in Europe...and The King of Russia during the Middle Ages"!?! [For anyone who has to ask 'what's wrong with those phrases, above?' just move on, child...]
I mean, was there a 'parallel Ming Dynasty within the Assyrian Empire'. Oops! I just took 7.4 seconds and found the answers; Guess the Internet / Wikipedia is not available to beginning writers (or in Lithuania?) - or maybe those smart boys knew that nobody who paid to see this movie would know *beep* about History. Did anyone else 'get' these Historical equivalence of Malaprop?
Lasardo was Good? No, it's when everyone touts Lesardo as The Heavyweight Actor, we know all other cast members seem to be reading directly from Cue-Cards for the first time. Lesardo is excellent in NYPD Blue and his 100 other bit-parts; he actually has become incredibly recognizable and well-deserved, but not for this "Dead man who Whispers-Method Acting..."
Lesardo Whispers inaudibly throughout; obvioulsy Cast entirely from the Beginning Acting Class (for retarded Freshmen) from a small Iowan High School; and written by boys who have maybe skinned their knees really, Really BAD![/i] (and so know 100% what torture and pain are all about...).
The gore was quite good for a ultra-cheap, 20-day shoot (cept for that one "[i]rubber foam back-skin" mistake), but they should have told the Cast to at least pretend to pretend to be scared - and to SCREAM! according to the pain of the moment, instead every single person under the Knife maintains this Scream-Monotone throughout, as if having an ear sliced off quickly hurts as much as having the skin from your entire back slowly flayed, inch-by-inch; Not Even GAME OF THRONES dares to show Flaying, and we get this? It's actually funny to watch, unless the Volume is off (then it is quite disturbing...).
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Fun Facts:
* Neophyte writers will always betray their attempt at sounding Intellectual & highfaluten; the double use of Prepositions "With what axe shall ye strike them with, Liege?" and of course "an ancient practice used by the Assyrians..." . (are these neophyte writers bucking the old Convention that "A 'PRACTICE' CANNOT BE 'USED'!" Nimrods! Did these writers yet graduate that high school where they found the 'talent'?
* Why do the screams of every single actress sound 100% inauthentic? Poor actors must do so very many Takes that any attempt at a true Scream would ruin their voice for a few days - so they use 75% doing take-after-take (and all screams sound half-assed).
* Despite all of this silliness, there are several petty-minded IMDB Fan-boys who will want to argue with me (likely I trounced them in argument earlier - those children just Hate to be humiliated by superior Intellect...)
Hahaha