This is *exactly* what I came away from this movie thinking as well. Glad to see there are other like-minded viewers out there. Robert LaSardo, as others mentioned, is usually always a convincing actor and gives it 100% in everything in which I've seen him. He's probably the only reason I made it through this film honestly. Him and the glut of naked women and boobs which every horror film seems the need to add (hey, I'm not complaining!).
The rest of this movie was just an utter mess though. Almost all the other actors were atrocious, the script was incredibly weak and silly (obviously hoping to mimic "Hostel" without any of the cleverness or charm). Even the choice of the director to focus on certain things was ridiculous. For example, showing the people so scared or in pain they pissed themselves and then focus on the pee streaming down the table. Not once, not twice, but *three* times they did this! The multiple "vagina" kicks. The big ham-fisted reveal of the handsome, rich friend being the descendant of the Cuzan(?) family, looking for his own skin-portrait on the canvas of his douchebag friend was one of the silliest endings I could have imagined.
There were so many parts of the script that were just laughable: the British slag with big, awesome tits roughing it as an exotic dancer in Lithuania (what? there are none of these clubs in England??), the mixed-gender gang of teenage street hoodlums just hanging around doing *beep* the Master dressing up as "Keyser Soze" in his black hat and trenchcoat and shooting the cute British girl through the eye. And don't get me started on her boyfriend... the biggest pussy I've ever seen in a movie yet lucky enough to get a threesome with a random Lithuanian girl (who all look like models apparently). He gets knocked senseless by Uta and then does nothing for the rest of the film! Such a poor film.
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