New title: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Both of these fools should've died.
The woman just chatting it up with a farking stranger in the middle of the woods. The guy could've raped, beat her, and left her for dead and no one would've known.
The guy see the bear track and say nothing but want to keep going to "The Spot". Both of them for seeing a well eaten deer and not getting the fark out of dodge. The girl for not pushing his arse off the cliff when he said he didn't have a map or her phone.

I'm from a city no where near bear country(Chicago), and even I know you need a gun when going to bear country.