i hate the poster


Brad Pitt looks old.

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Yes I agree. It’s also way too simple looking. Couldn’t they at least put a baboon on it too in the background or something.

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The days of his face selling a movie are long gone.

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Imagine this having in your room looking at you each time you go to sleep.

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Hahahahahaha.

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"Brad Pitt looks old."

So what? The fact that it concerns you indicates either you are twelve, or have the intellect of a twelve-year-old.

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chicks still love him...

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Well he is old, or at least older than his prime years, but still looks great for a man his age. I mean he was what 55 in this, have you seen how most 55 year old men look like?

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Yes, and it scares me because a lot of men age drastically in their 50s and I don't want to be one of them! (when the time arrives.)

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People age better with each generation though. I remember when I was a kid in the 80's the 40 year olds looked older than most 50 year olds do today.

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Not true. People age worse now and are dying younger. When you see footage of people in the 70s barely anyone was fat. Black people were skinny. Now everyone is fat.

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Skinny people tend to look older. Not that I'm into fat people but face wise you do look younger when your face is full. When your face is skinny it shows more how much you've aged. People pay to have fillers injected to their faces, well fat is a natural filler. But you don't have to go all obese, you get more fullness going from skinny to average and also average to a little chubby.

Anyway the average life expectancy is higher now than it was in the 80's so not sure what you mean by people dying younger.

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Without seeing you, I can guarantee that Brad can pull better and more ass than you, any day of the week.

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lolololollololololololol

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...pull better and more ass...

A physics reference to grativity and black holes, as this film takes place in space?

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indeed, as well as a little quantum tunneling.

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Heavy!
I applaud you for your creativity, and award you all the points!

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When a movie has a big star, poster makers will too often go for a head shot and that's it.

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He doesn't look old, he looks like the handsome, mature man that he is. I think the poster represents the movie very well. Most of the movie consists of close-ups of Brad Pitt's face. The only thing I would do better is make it less green and more flesh colored.

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