astronaut goes into space in search of his long-lost father whose experiment threatens the solar system

It's Hollyweird, Brad Pitt can be in a great movie like Quentin Tarantino's Inglorious Basterds and, in just a few months, he'll star in BOTH Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and Ad Astra.
Ever talk to Hollyweird people? If you say some anecdote they'll reference it to the latest movie or TV show, when all you were doing was making small talk.
Back to Brad Pitt, he grew up in the town I was born in, Springfield, Mo. He was normal back then, even took up for the little guy even though he was so popular because he was very handsome. Brad then went to the University of Missouri, 2 weeks before getting his degree he left for Hollyw___d. He dumped Jennifer Aniston for freak show Angeline Jolie. They both went to Addis Ababa to adopt a kid. I repeat, Addis freaking Ababa. Then Jolie gave birth to their child in Namibia. I repeat, Fahreeking Namibia. They sold the rights of the kids first pictures for over 7 million dollars. Next they adopted a kid from Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam and then Jolie gave birth to twins in Nice, France. I repeat, she gave birth in BOTH Namibia and France!! Biggest freak show in the history of the world! They sold the first pictures of their twins for 14 million dollars. Now these idiots are both single again.
In the end all I can say is Brad Pitt would have been normal if he never left Missouri. Now all he's good for is smoking dope and making movies and dating complete whackaloons. If he was just a little smarter he could have at least married someone halfway normal, have 2 or 3 kids and be a great dad, but nope he didn't do that.
As for Angeline Jolie, she got both her breasts removed for absolutely no good reason and disappeared off the face of the planet with her brood.