Things that I learned from Jurassic City

Spoilers ahead
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1. Velociraptors cost $5 million each.

2. After being arrested, drunken co-eds, dirty old drunks, and druggie hookers are immediately taken to prison (not jail) and put in holding cells with/next to each other and a bad ass serial killer.

3. The underground parking lot of a prison is a good place to park a truck full of velociraptors that you don't know what else to do with.

4. Given enough time, velociraptors will always escape from solid steel cells and trucks specifically designed to hold them. Barred prison cell doors designed to hold humans will usually stop raptors, unless there are only extras in danger.

5. When sending a squad of soldiers out to hunt velociraptors, only the leader is allowed to have a weapon powerful enough to kill a raptor with one shot.

6. Velociraptors think that co-eds in bikinis taste better after they've been warmed up in a hot tub.

7. All of the police in this movie are out arresting drunken co-eds, dirty old drunks, and druggie hookers and not available to investigate reports of velociraptors running around the city.

8. Shoot an electronic control panel enough times and you will produce a large fireball.

9. It is possible to kill a velociraptor with a military assault rifle and pistol, but only if you are a bad ass serial killer. When soldiers, guards, and the warden shoot at the raptors with the same type of weapons the bullets just bounce off.

10. A co-ed can immediately recognize and arm a truck self-destruct bomb because it has light up buttons and a large numeric display.

11. The chief evil bad guy thinks that if he saves LA from dinosaurs that he will be elected president.