1. Kids obviously still know what VHS tapes are.
2. Aliens actually look like something out of Franknfurters lab.
3. When faced with something gory, just say no over and over again.
4. When something impossible happens repeat, that's impossible! at least 5 times, then follow with many Oh God, No!s.
That's not 100...
shareLol the point of these threads is for everyone to contribute to the list until they reach 100.
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5. Evil clowns who drug women in subways are funny.
6. Witches are make-believe, like demons and monsters.
7. Meat cleavers can cut through chains with ease.
8. "Timmy" is still a common name for children born in the 2000s.
9. VHS was invented in 1982.
10. Aliens think that they're scuba diving when they're clearly on land.
11. It's possible to behead and dismember two people within all of a minute.
12. When you're being chased by a sadistic clown who wants to kill you, it's okay to smile.
13. Someone who can teleport from place to place and survive being stabbed in the back and the eye can be still be considered a "man".
14. You just bolted the door with a metal rod to keep the clown out. When he digs his way in, don't bother taking it off the door to beat him with it.