fecal matter for brains

He's a bit emotionally damaged, i would think...he takes his quirkiness too far.
Also, what he charges for his work is waaaay over the top, and he's probably feeling guilty deep down...hence the weird, annoying behavior.


There we were, minding our own business, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.

I wish he would go build a treehouse for some kind of angry guy who would beat him up after five minutes of his stupid banter.

"Oh the trees are so beautiful, I love to chop them down and make treehouses!"