Gah, these women are stupid
When they were driving through the castle grounds and saw the alpacas one exclaimed, "Oh look, a deer." Another one said it's not a deer. Caroline Fleming asked if it was a goat. Then someone said she thought it was a sheep. Seriously?
So alpacas and llamas come from South America and may not be familiar to them but, come on. Thinking it's a deer, goat or sheep? All three animals inhabit the countryside of England. They wear wool, have dined on venison and, probably, goat's cheese.
Do they not pay attention to anything unless it's fashion, gossip or the newest hip place to dine?
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.