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'you can *beep* me in the *beep* So wrong!


A very good movie utterly spoilt. The payoff for our hero at the end was the blond sweedish princess offering anal sex if he saves the world. Really? how shockingly vulgar, inappropriate and low.

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The version I saw didn't say that, he asked her for a kiss and she said 'she would give him more than a kiss', and that's about as explicit as it got. Not sure which version you saw.

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I just saw a version at a buddy's dorm where it was removed also.

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Her 2nd response involved doing it in the ass if he saved the world. Did you not see him run back to her cell at the end and a shot of her ass? Personally, if I save the world I would expect anal too

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Haha! +1

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HAHAHAHA LOL +10

That was a great answer hehe.

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We rented it on I tunes, and that line was not in it. It had sexual innuendo, but not the line I have seen quoted. Weird, huh?

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On the American DVD that I got at the library, anal sex was implied or mentioned twice (both by the princess in the cell, and toward the end of the film), and this, no lie, is the final shot of the movie:

nsfw http://i.imgur.com/zRnLsdj.jpg

someone on Reddit brightened it and removed the green channel or something to get it so you can see everything, but in the movie, there's slightly more shadow covering those, um, parts.

This is I think the first time I've seen female genitalia in a mainstream film (Trier films aside, which I think are still indie).

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no, this is not in fact the final shot in the movie. the final scene in the movie is the hero reenacting the bar scene to save his mother.

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Maybe in the clean version or whatever you saw. But in the original the ending is her ass and than Merlin closing some video panels.

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You're right, but there's an after (some) credits scene where he re-enacts the bar fight and saves his mother. I hate after credits scenes because they're so easy to miss.

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I never miss them, it's easy; just watch the credits.


You'll hear wonderful music, location credits,, maybe even additional scenes.

When they're over you won't have to exit like a herd of sheep and the restroom won't be crowded.

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oh, my version did have that scene in it, its just that there is a scene AFTER it, in a bar.

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The movie version I just saw December 20, 2015 in the U.S. did have the anal comment, picture of her ass AND Eggsy reenacting the bar scene. Final comment was "Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?"

IMHO, leave the comment out and the ass in. Cheerio.

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It's in the HBOgo version. In the end he went in and she had her ass hanging out. Best part of the movie

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I have to agree rufus I was disgusted. Not because I care what people do but I do care what messages are put out there for women, young women especially. Anal sex normally hurts (the woman, duh) and it's gross that more and more messages are put out there to young women that they should do that. How about some messages to guys that they should put their dick into a flame to turn on the ladies? That would be nice....(okay to weirdos, but still you get my point).

And to have our hero running in to her cell at the end, foaming at the mouth for his anal. Ouch, come on that was disappointing. BUT the director saved the day at then end when he dedicated the movie to his "mom, Kathy", and that was sweet. Otherwise I would not have liked that movie, because of the ending. Quite rude and irresponsible to women.



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You know, if young women do take away that when a man saves the world you give him anal sex then that's something I'm personally okay with...

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You know, if young women do take away that when a man saves the world you give him anal sex then that's something I'm personally okay with...

How about she gives him anal for a change? Are you still ok with that?

For every lie I unlearn I learn something new - Ani Difranco

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Sure if that's what he's into. If I were to save the world and they believed this was the thing to do I would just do this magical trick where I politely refuse. I know it sounds absurd but trust me, 60% of the time it works every time.

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Cmon, you wouldn't politely refuse.


As long as its considered normal (in a movie without a single sexual reference prior) for a new character to offer anal sex to a stranger as special incentive to stop the bad guys, I wish they went all the way and had her say "you can shít in my mouth if you save the world."

How do we know he wouldn't be into that? The geniuses on this board preach that sexual humor completely out of context can never be disconcerting. 


Plus wouldn't that make the suddenly abrupt scene to spoof Bond-as-lothario even funnier if the princess has a dirty-sanchez at the end? 

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if the lady had a pneens then by all means.

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A lot of women like that, as do a lot of men you freaking moron.

I would say my memory is not what it used to be. But I don't remember what my memory used to be.

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You utter cretin.

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Agreed, what was the anal sex bit all about??

Not funny and completely inappropriate for what up to that point had been an enjoyable film.

We won't discuss the politics of the act here as that is between you and your god, but the film was just entertainment no more no less.

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It's about time a man who saves the world
can at least get anal from a princess-- until you ruined it
by whining that giving anal (something many women enjoy)
shouldn't be awarded to the man who rescues you from a stone cell
that you've been locked in for weeks--oh, and saved the world as well.
You can just stay in there and be disgusted then if that's your attitude.

Who do you think the hero will rescue first?
The ungrateful Rufus (I'm sure he wouldn't want even a kiss from Rufus anyway)
or a princess offering anal of her own volition?
He didn't have to twist her arm...it was the woman's idea.
Why don't you FEEL EMPOWERED that a woman can enjoy sex and volunteer it
after being locked in a cell for so long?

In the wise words of Merlin from this movie,
"You need to take that chip off your shoulder [and let women enjoy sex]."

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Thank you! Yes, many women LOVE it, if they’re with the right man.

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I could not agree more. I watched this movie last night and loved it. It intrigued me from the beginning. Then out of nowhere, at the end I hear the princess say what she said, offering anal sex and my mouth was hanging open in disgust. Then to see him go back there and there she is baring it all. Gross and disgusting, I know people will disagree with me, but it ruined the movie for me. Take that out and it stands out as an amazing movie and one I wish I saw at the movie theater (without that scene).

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Again, are you "in disgust" in James Bond movies where the lady offers regular sex to James as a reward? Or was it just the anal sex that bothered you?

Because the anal sex part was 100% in line with the rest of the movie - that Eggsy is NOT a British gentleman and EVERYTHING was over-the-top.

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Thank you, I am glad its not just my wife and I.

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That Royal hussy! I was simply shocked that she gave the royal invitation to the Kingsman to simply climb aboard. What is the world coming to?🐭

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You do realize that there are tons of movies where the hero gets the girl in the end, who has been his prime motivation the entire time. It's never specifically spelled out for the audience what getting the girl ultimately entails, but every postpubescent viewer knows exactly where things are headed, and everyone is fine with it.

Well, this movie does spell it out for a change. It exposes the true motivation of all those brave movie heroes who rescued all those cinematic princesses in films past. And now you're suddenly shocked and outraged, when you should have been outraged all along. So outraged, in fact, that you don't even realize the brilliant social commentary in this over all your pearl clutching.

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... in fact, that you don't even realize the brilliant social commentary in this over all your pearl clutching.
I'll spell it out for an obvious slow learner. I was being facetious you twit. My pearls are thankfully still intact. 🐭

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I saw it on DVD and that seen was on it. The line did seem out of place for any woman, even if she was being held captive.

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Not cool. I happen to enjoy anal sex. There is nothing vulgar, inappropriate or low about it.

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I heard that the line was put in (UK Cinema and Blu-Ray/DVD of the film has it) as a slight dig to the 007 movies where at the end Bond always ends up with the girl and as the camera pans away it's implied he's going to have sex, even if he has only known the person for a few hours, this was just a "Step further" where you were told what was going to happen instead of the camera just panning away leaving you guessing. Personally I thought it was quite funny and can't believe so many people are moaning about it, even though the film had a massacre in a church and a mother trying to get to her baby and kill it. :-)







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They have no clue what satire means. Of course they're so outraged. Bunch of prudes with no sense of humour at all :(

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Personally I thought it was quite funny and can't believe so many people are moaning about it, even though the film had a massacre in a church and a mother trying to get to her baby and kill it. :-)


Reminds me of this John Lennon quote.

We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.

Some things never change.

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Good point.
Apparently Rufus isn't fazed by mass killings,
decapitations, heads exploding, arms being lopped off,
mass surveillance, nano surveillance juice, etc...
But a captive princess who wants some anal sex is upsetting to Rufus's sentiments.

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