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Favorite Girl Code Quotes

posted 9 years ago by zeta1983-1
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"Sometimes when I am masturbating when I am finished a vision of my cats face just comes into my head randomly."-A girl on Girl Code

"I once got caught masturbating by my boyfriend and he was really freaked out, but I'm not sure if it was because he caught me masturbating or because I was watching the food network while I was doing it."-Another girl on Girl Code

"I dated this girl who was a tennis player and she had an Arnold Schwarzenegger like vagina. Her vagina was the Terminator and it terminated my dick for like six months."-A guy on the show Girl Code saying why he likes to date girls who play sports.

"I was once worried about wiping my booty with my long nails, because I thought that that would make it harder, but my long nails make me able to reach cracks and crevices that a short nailed person probably wouldn't."

"Say no to drugs and poop at school."

"I had a dream where a burglar broke into my house and I was boning him. He was robbing me, why was I giving him my crotch?!"

"I can think of a million excuses not to go to the gym today. Like I just masturbated for three hours and that was kind of a big workout."

[–] zeta1983-1 9 years ago

"I talk like Fran Drescher. And I am very flatulent." – Asian girl on Girl Code

"I come from the *beep* tribe and you're about to get slapped!"

"I like to date all the Mexican kitchen people, is that racist, you bet it is!"

"If he's a Nigerian prince and he put $1 million in your bank account, he's a keeper!"

"I don't think people taste different based on their skin color, that's crazy, but I kind of want to make a smoothie, and I'm okay with that."

"I am trying to make a swirl baby right now."

"I think the best prom proposal that a person could give to me was to take me to red lobster and write out take me to the prom in cheddar Bay biscuits, not only would I go with him, but I would @#$%! him every night forever."

"You've got to bleach your vagina and trim your mustache, at least I have to."

"Don't worry about your feet because guys aren't going to try to have sex with your feet all night."

"I think my prom was sort of like Cinderella-y with a bit of Alice in Wonderland tossed in. I think it would've been really good for people who were high."

"Then we will slow dance naked later when you're *beep* me! Boom!"

Prom catheter LOL. "If you are dressed as a princess you don't get to pee, hold it!"

"A good roommate is someone who doesn't shed and farts only in the bathroom and then airs it out."