Well at least there's a beautiful blonde with big boobs... - The Pyramid (2014) Discussion

[–] FirstBlood1982 9 years ago

Or because there's no place for a sex scene while trapped underground desperate for a way out of an ancient pyramid.

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[–] gamer_12 9 years ago

They easily could have stuck a sex scene in before they enter the pyramid. As it is, they chickened out on the nude scene even though the actress does nudity. It didn't make sense to include that scene without it.

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[–] mechajutaro 9 years ago

Or because there's no place for a sex scene while trapped underground desperate for a way out of an ancient pyramid.

Spoiler alert: I was anticipating Anubis to at least peak under that annoying tank top if not foregoing a Temple of Doom re-enactment in favor of making Nora his queen of the underworld.

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[–] mikeyflatley 9 years ago

Or anubius fondlin them

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[–] MrBelette 9 years ago

Or anubius fondlin them

Or Anubis fondlin her anus bio

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[–] mikeyflatley 9 years ago

Or Anubis fondlin her woo woo

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[–] MrBelette 9 years ago

Or because there's no place for a sex scene while trapped underground desperate for a way out of an ancient pyramid.

Really ? Thanks for the info, I didn't know that !

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[–] virgiltx 9 years ago

I didn't notice her "boobs" being that big, but she sure was pretty, which I care more about.
Pic: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1676197376/nm3358233?ref_=nmmi_mi_all_pbl_ 33

I can't imagine sitting through this movie without her in it. The other female was not made up or photographed to be attractive, although, in her IMDb pic, she's not all that bad looking.
Pic: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3047195/?ref_=nmmd_ph_nm1

She was definitely set up to be worse than expendable. And then look at her fate, poor girl!

Was it any surprise that the apparent lone survivor, was the beautiful blonde.

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[–] Don_Flamenco 9 years ago

Kind of, yeah. In cookie cutter horror cliche land, the big boobed blond usually suffers the most brutal demise of all, while the boring, bookish brunette survives. Or at least makes it to the final seconds before the black screen.

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[–] leviosa_cho 9 years ago

SPOILERS

Why am I not surprised that Nora made it? But still pretty screwed. Look at her face and her eye. And eh-hem, Anubis is not done.

She survives till the end I know because she survived the quick sand. Dumb that they let her climb the same stupid ladder twice. The story and action is as thin as that. Did Blair Witch has a bigger budget or this ? LOL.

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[–] mechajutaro 9 years ago

I didn't notice her "boobs" being that big,

Unlikely to be mistaken for Pam Anderson circa Baywatch, it's true: nonetheless at 32C she's only size away from the much and rightly admired attributes of Heather Graham(Hinshaw's co-star in Almost Cherry)and share's a bra size with present day Hottie of the Walk Emily Ratajkowski; deemed by Gone Girl's villainess as possessing "giant, c-m on me t-ts...."

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[–] timlin-4 9 years ago

This movie would be 10/10 if her shirt had been torn off. So easy, it's like these directors don't want to make a good movie

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[–] jeffeastwood2000-628-193804 9 years ago

Well that doesn't help all us gay guys watching it lol

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[–] draftdubya 9 years ago

Op I think you meant average blonde with average boobs who can't act her way out of a wet tissue bag. Op you could find hotter in any clothing store that cater to males

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[–] jokersazd 9 years ago

weren't big but they were nice!

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[–] EazyEwok 8 years ago

There was totally a little nip in there when the dude is checking her out with the robot.

The idiot formerly known as Heez.

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[–] crazyhellboy 7 years ago

Her boobs weren't that big. She had thin chicken legs and a boy's butt.

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