2018 Oscar Nom Predictions?

Man you are a f/cking moron

Ah yes, the person who responded to a comment mocking hysterical fanboys who'll come in with "arguments" such as this, calls the original commenter a moron. Classic. You are aware that you're pretty much acting out the joke here, right?

How do I have to explain it to you?

Indeed, I am such a moron and you are the god of films, please have patience, oh superior one.

It doesn't matter the level of talent. It could have been f-cking Meryl Streep playing Belle and she would have got no Oscar nom too.

... I just said you were finding excuses in the Academy Awards nomination history for this film already looking like an award-flop. I am obviously an idiot because that is obviously not what you are doing. Duh.

It will probably get minor awards (costume design/score etc).

... Which is what we're saying as well. Only you know, we're not finding stupid excuses. If the film is THAT good, it'll get the attention. Don't prepare the flop with excuses before it even releases. That's the behavior of a middle school kid who knows he's going to flunk the test so he goes home to mommy and daddy and tells them, in advance, that the subjects were impossible, that the odds were not in his favor, etc. Get off it! The kid just didn't study for the test! In this case, the "kid" being the actors chosen for the film.

I don't follow the Oscar race too closely but even I know these basic stuff.

You don't follow the Oscar but you use its history to defend a film? Yeah... how could that ever backfire?

When Emma/Dan/whoever is in that film won't get any recognition by the Academy are you gonna say it's due to their poor performances? Are you for real?

OF COURSE NOT! It was because of the month the film was released in! It's pure Astrology, as any self-respecting Internet idiot would know already! It has nothing to do with talent! These people are obviously AMAZING and they will do a Meryl Streep-like job! But the fates are already in position to mock their perfection. Perfection that we have seen time and time again from Miss Watson... Such depth! Such range! Oh, what a fine actress!

Never ever ever blame the critical response or the lack of "important" award nominations on the actors doing a bad job. It's never that. It's astrology, fate, a horse or aliens.

Tell me, do you wish to carry on proving my original point about the absurd fanboys? Do you still have a few more lines of "I am smart and you're an idiot" to throw at me? Please, do tell me more about how stupid I am for stating the obvious. Please, do carry on with goddamn conspiracy theories to defend a film that you already seem to know will be lacking in the aspects discussed (because otherwise I don't see why you'd so adamantly use these stupid statistical "arguments" that you keep throwing my way.

If you didn't think the actors would suck you'd just say I should wait until I see their acting in the film. Maybe there'll be a miracle, who knows. But you're already looking for excuses. What does that tell you?

That I'm "an idiot" probably. 'cause isn't that always the refuge of the frothing Internet fanboy? Yes. Always. I'm going to put you on "ignore" now because I do plan on coming back to these boards often and I'd rather not see this sort of BS every time I come here.

Have a nice froth-ful afternoon. Buh bye!

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