Choose life, Choose a better film in the cinema

I'm not trolling, its just a mediocre film, to quote one critic, 'its like a britpop band that gets back together after years, its good to see them back but they bring nothing new'

or something along those lines.


and hey! gotta make the most of the boards till the 20th! 😜

I agree with OP. It looks amazing, and at times hilarious but oddly baggy (maybe a middle age metaphor?) and some subplots don't really go anywhere. I felt it should have been 90 minutes like the original, rather than nearly 2 hours.

I felt it was trying to be a bit too meta at times and because of some questionable editing with the pace/structure became a bit of a 'so what was the ultimate point of all that?' by the end.

For example Spud starts writing his thoughts and stories, despite not being confident or implied as a great story teller at any point in the series, then about 10+ minutes later Veronica says 'Your stories are really interesting, you should write them down' and Spud has a lightbulb moment... but he'd already had that realisation earlier.

A quality production, but another retro movie that was somewhat forgettable...

"What are you, some kind of doomsday machine, boy?"