semi review/rant/whatever. .

wow. just wow.

i am in complete and utter shock that i even made it a little more than half way through this joke of a movie. my friend and i love horror movies, especially bad ones. and come on, its totally obvious to even a blind man that this movie is a complete cheesefest. in fact, i think this may be one those incredibly rare moments where i don't make it through some awesomely craptacular horror spectacle.

after about half way through the movie i had to give it a pause and catch my breath from all the hysterical laughter that this movie caused. who convinced these people that they could act? how the hell did this even get funding to be made? my theory is that the writer, director and producer(s) must've sucked a lot of dick. surprisingly, any scene without an actor in it was actually pretty decent. another gripe ive got, mr. nathan spiteri, grats on playing a total douche in this mess of a film. thumbs up. but seriously, do us all a favor and stay with the aussie accent. you have no idea how distracting and annoying it was to hear you hop between austrailian and american.

after doing some perusing around here on imdb, i've discovered that the directors name is nimrod. let me repeat that, the dudes name is NIMROD. yeah....enough said there. anywho, reading some of the other posts on here makes me glad that i will not be wasting my time on the rest of this flick.

to those who were actually able to sit through the whole thing, i tip my hat to you.