Skye is lucky. Animal lovers don't take kindly to animal abuse.

Knocking that poor innocent Pomeranian off of Rashidah's head. That's right. I went there. Come get me, Rashidah. I stay in Shreveport, Louisiana. Meet me at the Boardwalk. I know you'll pick up a pretzel from Aunt Annie's before you come and see me.

You hear that? Hear that tone you're using? That's penis repellent right there!