Megan's Law but for 'filmmakers'
There needs to be a law where people like Jake Moreno, Jimmy Lowree, Christiano Covino and Ryan Smale are forced to identify themselves to other filmmakers before taking up residence anywhere and a rule that none of them are allowed within 500 yards of a camera, sound recording device or anything that processes words ever again. Maybe with a little legislation we can stop visual and auditory crimes like this one from ever happening again.
Unless there is some revelation where we discover the 4 aforementioned criminals are Make-A-Wish kids or victims of rare debilitating brain disorders, there is no excuse for Absence. On the up side, this 'movie' is a little bit inspiring; if this kind of drooling nonsense can happen and somehow end up on my television, anything is possible. So if you're an aspiring filmmaker and you think what you're working on is too horrible, too pointless, too irritating, too awful or needs 5 minutes worth of the world's slowest credits just to make it past 80 minutes - don't give up! These guys didn't and their abortion ended up on the Playstation network.
It's not all bad though; Erin Way is a really great actress and she'll survive this - but for the love of Yah Way, make better choices!!!!