Ninja Polar Bears...


Ninja-ing it up in the cold dark night.
Slicing British soldiers left and right.
Who could it be? I wonder...
Certainly not a bear, I ponder.
Stories foretold of a spirit beast,
An Inuit out for revenge not the least.

Seriously this ninja bear is cutting them up and on Ep 5 you get to the big reveal with CGI upheaval. Seems like those tinted canned food lead poisoning illusions are kicking in.

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