Don't confuse this with Hollywood Game Night

Ok so here is what happened. I invited my friends Spakle Le Forge Le Rouched over as well as his friend Carmicheal O Flannigan and Bearded Goerges. I prepared some nice little snacks like I had a Ben and Jerry's ice cream sunday and soda pop bar with all different game night themed flavours, and prepared a u fry it chipping station which I sliced the nice potato razer thin and then then can fry it themselves with their choice of toppings and a viriaety of dry rub seasonings and wet sauces. It was a nice spread but I also had steak tatum nummers and a more than 10 kinds of wings.

They came over and were clearly very highly intoxicated from the get go and they were right mad. So I sat them down and tried to give them my non premium beer and house brand liquers but they hit me and told me top shelf booze only and that my party stunk to crap bag!

So once I spend over 435 on premeium top shelf booze and ran to the ice store and bought enough mix to make a caffeen horse thing, we all settled in for several episodes of Hollywood Game Night with my girl Jane. So I was pleased to be starting the first episode, and they are like what fresh hell is this?

And I said this is Hollywood Game Night andyou know that, and then the first person I said said NO NO NO you promised us an early screening of the Jason Bateman movie, Game NIGHT and that I was a flippet tool over the shoulder boulder houlder good for nothing! And they started spilling my carefully made house made marinades on the floor and so sticky and messy. They took my booze and my food, bonked my head with a board game box, kicked my nuzz and left.

SO DONT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE!