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Things I learned from this movie:


Marine biologists are always pretty, have large breasts and know nothing about science.

If you break open a reptile's egg that was laid a few hours earlier, a man-eating creature the size of a small chicken emerges.

Large aquatic dinosaurs eat boats rather that any sensible prey such as fish or whales.

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Belizean gang leaders will point a gun at you threatening to kill you for five minutes until the monster arrives to eat him.

Power at abandoned military bases can be fully restored by jiggling around some rusty fuse boxes with a pair of needle nose pliers.

Abandoned military bases have fully stocked arsenals including rockets.

Abandoned military bases have fully functional planes and boats on hand.

Large breasted marine biologists know Morse code.

Large breasted marine biologists can send multi-sentence messages on antique telegraph keys with only five clicks.

Large breasted marine biologists are experts in the use of shoulder fired rockets.

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These are good. There must be more! Come on IMDB land, come up with some others!

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Sadly, you 2 are the only ones who saw the movie.

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Why do the black people always die in these movies?



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Poseidon Rex was dormant for very long time. However, it was not at least concussed for some time or even killed by barometric pressure of explosive blast. It was so hungry that it ate two divers (food never seen before), but not the third one. Oh, sorry, it gulped both divers, since if they were bitten I guess at least one oxygen tank would explode.


Poseidon Rex attacks boats from deep below. According to its size, I guess from depth of over 35 m. It has to swim up to attack boat. But it always stands on sea floor while attacking boats, and even towers over them.
It runs trough not so shallow sea faster than well powered motor boats can go. Have you ever tried running trough water high as your knees or higher? Resistance and slowdown are tremendous!


It is better to send F-16s from Wisconsin National Guard to Belize than F-15s from Florida or F-16s from Texas. Oh, and some F/A-18 from somewhere I can not remember...
Shortest distance Wisconsin - Belize is approx. 2850 km. Combat range of F-16 Block 50 is 550 km. Combat radius of F/A-18 is 537 km... Combat radius of F-15 is up to 1850 km... And shortest distance Florida - Belize is approx. 1160 km... Should I bother to take a look where National Guard airbases in those states REALLY are?
I guess F/A-18s came from some aircraft carrier near the coast of Belize. But where did the F-16s with Wisconsin National Guard markings came from?


Ah.... US radar bases consist of 4 people: ESP radio operator, radar operator (suspected of ESP), useless commander assistant and commander. Radio and radar operators know that target is hit before pilot calls it. They know beast is not dead as soon as marine biologist sees it, and before pilot conveys that information. Ah, and US military has a means of tracking giant reptilians from close distance, as seen on separate screen with fake 3D representation...


Of 4 jets we have seen, only one F-16 is firing...


Whatever that rocket launcher they use is, rocket in it looks like lousy fit. I would be VERY afraid that rocket might just fall out and explode at my legs...



I should NOT watch any dyno movie which includes any military technology older than World War I...

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You can talk to other divers under water despite having only only a breathing apparatus and no communication equipment. But you should still use hand gestures and stock underwater sign language to convey your message.

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And people over there only listen to one music for houres. In an 1h30 boat ride they listened to the song the whole time for exemple x)

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Firing a rocket launcher will throw you back.

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You can talk even with a mouthpiece in your mouth as long as you're underwater.

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Guys and girls are never too distracted or in eminent danger to get it on.

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I only saw the last 10-15 minutes (thankfully) but I did learn that:

A shoulder fired LAAW designed to take out thin skinned vehicles like a truck will blow the head off of a huge dinosaur whereas an Air to Ground missile designed to blow the turret off a tank will only impact on its skin and wound it.

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